Terrible Teaching 101
The stars didn't fall today; Monday, February 22
"Ustazah, why does Allah have 99 names? Why not 100? Or 101?"
"Well, I don't know but why not 99?"
"Ustazah, why are beards.. Like here, like.."
"I don't understand. Are you asking why we grow beards on our chins?"
"YEAH!"
"Well, do you want it on your forehead then?"
I am such a terrible teacher, I swear.